December 2009
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“I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much, talks too much,...”
– Theodore Isaac Rubin (via littlemiss) (via fearlessprincess)
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Lost Prophets - Rooftops
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“That’s what I’m afraid of. Not being enough. Not good enough, not smart enough,...”
– Brooke, “One Tree Hill” (via -shewillbeloved)
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Take My Hand - The Cab
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A father, explaining "sex" to his son
bata: Bakit po masarap ang sex?
tatay: Kasi may kiliti o sensation iyon na katulad ng nararamdaman mo kapag nangungulangot ka.
bata: Bakit mas nasasarapan po ang mga babae kaysa sa mga lalaki?
tatay: Gaya ng sinabi ko, ang sex ay parang pangungulangot. Kapag nangungulangot ka, mas nag-eenjoy ang iyong ilong kaysa sa iyong daliri.
bata: Eh bakit po ayaw ng mga babae na ginagahasa sila?
tatay: Iyang pang-gagahasa ay mahahalintulad sa naglalakad ka sa kalye, tapos may lumapit sa'yo at kinalikot ang iyong ilong. Magugustuhan mo ba iyon?
bata: Bakit ayaw po makipag-sex ng mga babae kapag may regla sila?
tatay: Anak, kapag dinudugo ilong mo, nangungulangot ka ba?
bata: Bakit ayaw po madalas, ayaw ng mga lalaki ang mag-condom?
tatay: Ikaw ba gusto mo mangulangot ng naka-surgical gloves?
bata: Bakit po sa private place ginagawa ang pagse-sex?
tatay: Mangungulangot ka ba sa harapan ng buong klase mo, ha?
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HAHAHAHAHA EPIC.
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My First Kiss
todayilived:
I was in the second grade. I had a crush on this boy named Justin. We sat next to each other in Ms.Olsens class. One day there was an earthquake drill. As we sat under the table he held my hand and asked, “you don’t have cooties right?” i said that i didn’t. Then he gave me a quick kiss on the lips. It was the cutest thing ever (: - ifyuseekaimee.tumblr.com
Cooties! Hahaha so cute...
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